A blatant ploy to scam in all the kittyblog fans
posted by coyote
As creators of chaos, fog, FUD and general mayhem, we are unsurpassed. As generators of capital, not so much. ESI: The Sock Puppet Movie is still 'in development'. Our Mumumelon venture, after a promising start, may not have performed up to expectations in the last quarter. Obviously, if this opus is gonna be our retirement fund, we need to start stepping up our hit counts.
So. People go gaga over the Cats of Parliament Hill. I personally cannot help but note (in an entirely academic way, of course) that when Zoom posts pix of Duncan Donut the Glorious Dogcat (Dogcat?! Sacrilege!) her comment threads go way, way up.
It's worth a try. Ahem. Let me introduce you to Bucky B. Katt. No, not that famous Bucky - not yet - but our very own bundle of kittyblog joy. Behold his awesome cuteness. Feel yourself being sucked deep into his blue, blue eyes. Giggle at his cute li'l pink tongue. Come back to this page again and again, to ooh and aah over his cuddlicious photo. (Ignore the fact that he is, like his namesake, pretty much an irredeemable jerk to all that he encounters.)
Mmmmm, Jerk. Although I see him more likely to be served with zesty lemongrass, coconut milk, green chilis and fermented fish sauce. Oh, nertz. I'm not very good at this kittyblog thing yet, am I? And if I ate him, I'd only be hungry all over again in another hour, right? It's a problem with all those Asian menu items...
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13 comments:
Why don't his front legs reach the ground?
Because he's an anthropomorphized Katt, Zup...
Well, ya know, he's cute and all, but he ain't no Duncan Donut the Glorious Dogcat. (Tip: I did make a point of adopting the most bloggable cat at the Humane Society. Bloggability was defiantly a criteria.)
I think the cat is levitating. Did you teach it how to meditate, Coyote?
Zoom: Haha! A comment! You've fallen into our clever kittybloggy trap!
Ags: Can anybody teach any cat anything, ma'am?
He IS very handsome, even with the deformed front legs, but I'll have to know more about all the cute and adorable things he does before I'm fully hooked.
Does he sleep with you? Does he wrap his furry little paws around your neck and breathe the air you exhale?
I'm going to blog about Duncan tomorrow. I'll show you how it's done. :)
You seem to be making unsupported assumptions about my relationship with this thing, ma'am... he doesn't sleep with me. But I might cook with him.
Coyote, you're a genius. This is the best thing you've done on the blog since you snagged the poem from the lcp.
I notice that Zoom didn't ask if the cat licks your butt. Oversight I'm sure.
It was just that one time!!! And besides, if you will recall, I decided not to blog about it!
Dude, Zoom followed through on her promise and you've been schooled.
But let's learn something from this. The way a cat blog is done:
1) Cat distresses owner by behaving in uncharacteristic way.
2) Cat Owner consults others.
3) Cat Owner follows advice.
4) Amusing result ensues.
Do you think you can follow that schema?
Nope. Sounds over-codified. We bloggers are into breaking the rules....
Right. And wearing costumes. I forgot.
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