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2010-07-21

BREAKING NEWS: Conrad Black Appointed Head of Statistics Canada

posted by The Chair

Long census form records to be stored in his car trunk, never to be seen by anyone, anywhere, ever...

2008-03-03

Conrad 101

posted by The Independent Observer

News item: In an e-mail to an Irish newspaper, Lord Black expressed an interest in teaching other inmates.

We're sure he could show them a thing or two . . .

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