Sometimes, things happen for a reason...

From the Antisocial Media Dept...

Commander Covfefe: Still Lost in the Ozone...

...with yuuuuuge apologies to Commander Cody, the Lost Planet Airmen, and late, great album cover artist Chris Frayne...

Sincerely, Coyote.

Kellyanne Conway as a role model for young women

The Greitch Who Stole Christmas -- a seasonal bed time tory

...with deepest apologies to Dr. Theodor Geisel, whom we trust would probably understand, given his views on Sneetches...

Kellie Leitch's Bold New Statement: Chapter 11

Oh, America. . .

...what the hell did you just do...?

Trump's Lessons Learned -- October 2016

Update, October 21, 2016: Ackshully, scratch that thought. He has learned zip. And is unlikely to improve upon that scholastic record. . .

...because it's worked so well, so far...

Beer pong at the big debate...

Newsflash: Con campaign (finally) concedes Harper not perfect. Grudgingly.

Very grudgingly. They still cling, though, against a great deal of strong evidence, to their quaint illusion that their Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Guy is some kinda economic genius. And also to that wobbly alternate-reality bubble, inside which they're not wrong, all the rest of us are. . .

The Kool Aid in there must be getting awful warm and yucky by now...

This in from our campaign correspondent...

Cat bloggers for Harper. . .

And now a message from the Party of Fiscal, ummm, Responsibility...

Just, maybe, not the definition of responsibility they thought they meant. . .

Item: PM orders MPs to flog child care bribe

More like doggerel. . .

News Item: Supreme Court of Canada strikes down minimum sentencing law as unconstitutional.

Just like the last half-dozen other pieces of badly-thought-out and hastily-rammed-through HarperCo centrepiece legislation that have shown up before it.

Now, I'm just a dumb ol' semi-mythical coyote. So obviously not nearly as smart as the guy who runs roughshod over the country 'n all. But I think there might be a pattern developing here...

Pay equity. . . ?

It has come to our notice that today is International Women's Day.

It also occurs that, what with this being the day we must prostrate ourselves before myriad electronic devices in frogmarched obeisance to the ridiculous concept of Daylight Saving Time, International Women's Day this year is only 23 hours long.

That these devices hold in common only a wildly divergent buncha crappy user interfaces that are not claw or paw-friendly, I might splenetically add, is merely my trademark digression. Hah. Got that dealt with...

Anyway. Since most of the women ESIs seem to have been otherwise indisposed for some months... OK, OK, some years... I guess it remains to us decidedly male-ish semimythical coyotes to furrow our furry brows and ponder whether this irony is, perhaps, some kinda cosmic editorial comment on the long standing and continuing lack of parity between women's wages and men's, or maybe a slam on the way women generally get short-changed when they have to pay more for their shirts, haircuts, dry cleaning and dog knows what-all else...

Just sayin'...

'Tis the season for politico Christmas cards... *

* Original image: Emperor Haute Couture from the fertile mind of Kingston artist Margaret Sutherland.

** Shooped accessorization from the fertilized mind of coyote.

Julian Fantino - Minister of Veterans Affronts

HarperCo: "In Space, Nobody Can Hear Our Sh*tty P'Shoops..."

Government crudely alters reality, thinking no one will notice. Again. Then blames bureaucrats when somebody at The Economist calls 'em out. Then tries to pretend it never happened.

So just another lazy late Friday afternoon in Ottawa, really.

Tra-la.