5 Signs the World Ended While We Weren't Looking
posted by coyote
- Summer for exactly one week in mid-March. That was it. The whole summer. Get used to it.
- Peanut butter, Former Sammich Filling of The 99 Percent, now costs, pound for pound, more than steak. Even the real tender'n'tasty kinds with highfalutin' appellations en français.
- The upcoming Jersey Shore "Snooki's Big Wedding Intervention Easter Marathon".
- Stephen Harper.
- There is still no fifth thing except our erstwhile Muse...
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A Snooki marathon for Easter? That means I won't be stuck with TLC's Undercover Boss marathon.
See... this kinda makes you part of the problem...
a) if I can't be part of the solution...
b) we haven't even brought up how much peanut butter I consume
Don't worry about the cost of peanut butter no one can use any of it anyway in case they breathe on an allergic person causing instant death.
It all fits.
"...PB&J for lunch, and I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds..."
- The Bhagavad Gita
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