2012-03-28

5 Signs the World Ended While We Weren't Looking

  1. Summer for exactly one week in mid-March. That was it. The whole summer. Get used to it.
  2. Peanut butter, Former Sammich Filling of The 99 Percent, now costs, pound for pound, more than steak. Even the real tender'n'tasty kinds with highfalutin' appellations en fran├žais.
  3. The upcoming Jersey Shore "Snooki's Big Wedding Intervention Easter Marathon".
  4. Stephen Harper.
  5. There is still no fifth thing except our erstwhile Muse...

5 comments:

4th Dwarf said...

A Snooki marathon for Easter? That means I won't be stuck with TLC's Undercover Boss marathon.

coyote said...

See... this kinda makes you part of the problem...

4th Dwarf said...

a) if I can't be part of the solution...

b) we haven't even brought up how much peanut butter I consume

Bandobras said...

Don't worry about the cost of peanut butter no one can use any of it anyway in case they breathe on an allergic person causing instant death.

coyote said...

It all fits.

"...PB&J for lunch, and I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds..."
- The Bhagavad Gita