2010-12-16

Stocking Stuffers from Wilde's

7 comments:

Woodsy said...

Are we talking about width or length?

4th Dwarf said...

Woodsy, that's just one of several questions that I have about this offer.

coyote said...

Do tell, what are the others, Shorty...?

4th Dwarf said...

1. Have they got 1” models?

2. What is the maximum length? width?

3. Can you buy by the half-inch?

4. Is there any volume discount?

coyote said...

5. If they don't sell by the half-inch, do they round up or down...?

6. If there's a volume discount, does "volume" relate to the amount of three-dimensional space the gizmoid occupies, or how loud things get when... oh, never mind.

4th Dwarf said...

It seems we all have questions.

Marlboro Man said...

Reminds me of a joke, the punchline of which goes something like "And your honour, that`s when this effin` s.o.b. fell out of the tree and ran my bill right up to twenny-seven fifty!"

Was quite awhile ago... prices were rounded down to an even buck.