Stocking Stuffers from Wilde's
posted by 4th Dwarf
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Worms or moles
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It is not hyperbole to make the statement [that] if humans ever reside on
the Moon, they will have to live like ants, earthworms or moles. The same
is true...
10 hours ago
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Are we talking about width or length?
Woodsy, that's just one of several questions that I have about this offer.
Do tell, what are the others, Shorty...?
1. Have they got 1” models?
2. What is the maximum length? width?
3. Can you buy by the half-inch?
4. Is there any volume discount?
5. If they don't sell by the half-inch, do they round up or down...?
6. If there's a volume discount, does "volume" relate to the amount of three-dimensional space the gizmoid occupies, or how loud things get when... oh, never mind.
It seems we all have questions.
Reminds me of a joke, the punchline of which goes something like "And your honour, that`s when this effin` s.o.b. fell out of the tree and ran my bill right up to twenny-seven fifty!"
Was quite awhile ago... prices were rounded down to an even buck.
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