2010-12-12

The humanity...

With PM Stephen Harper's recent trashing of Jumpin' Jack Flash...



...the insanity of world politics and the built-in escalation of mutually assured destruction guarantees that some uber-competitive alpha dog type will up the ante until the world careens on greased rails into a post-modern wasteland completely lacking decent enforcement of U.S. copyright laws. And who might fill that role?

Vladimir Putin, of course. With an, ummm, impromptu rendition of the inimitable Fats Domino's Blueberry Hill:



The humanity! Oh, the humanity! My heart and large sensitive ears bleed... at least until the inevitable Digital Millenium Copyright Act takedown notices are issued. Soon! Please...

4 comments:

Wandering Coyote said...

Please, Stevie, do quit your day job.

Woodsy said...

Ah, putain!

Jacques Folle said...

This is all that's left? This is all that's left of the rolling thunder that once was the heartbeat of nations? I wept in the pasture for the future, and now here we are... and Lenny was right, it's murder!

coyote said...

I believe both of 'em had in mind only short-term sonic pablum to lull citizens discomfited by their clumsy authoritarianism.

You know, to persuade uneasy voters that they're just like real, live boys.

Funny how they both chose the music of rebellion...