Tinfoil hats: a gut wrenching exposé
posted by coyote
As avid, nay, militant exponents and proponents of tinfoil hats, especially in dire emergencies, we Irregulars have just gotten extremely distressing news:
Namely, that a buncha bright engineers from M.I.T. seem to have discovered that tinfoil hats do not protect your brain from zombifying, soul-sucking government and/or alien mind-control radio frequencies, but instead amplify them! (See the terrifying conclusion.)
Wait! This means that all this time when we thought we were laughin', and thought you were too - because you put on your tinfoil hat when we told you to, right? - all of us were actually under the influence of sub rosa mind-control rays, making us beleive things that were untrue. Evilly fostering, for instance, the illusion that our tinfoil hats were protecting us. And under that illusion, we were actually.... oh. Oh. Dear, dear me!
The very insidiousness of it all boggles one's (controlled) mind! Especially if one trusts engineers!
That we're all doomed over here, goes without saying . But hey. If we all just put on our soothing, comfy tinfoil hats, we'll never notice...
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Coyote, before you put your tinfoil hat away, you might want to find out where these scienceticians got their funding.
Last time I heard, MIT was the number one non-profit Department of Defense contractor in the USA.
It is a very short walk from Prof Gershenfeld's lab to the lab of Professor Rus where they are carrying out the Defense Department funded SMARTS (SMart Adaptive Reliable Teams for Persistent Surveillance) Project
Ooh. Wheels within sneaky wheels, is it? So that's how they roll...
What's an honest (if slightly fuzzy-headed) (and majorly parianoid) Conspiriacies Theorist ta do...?
Except to continue not to trust engineers, I mean...
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