The InterTubes According to Google
posted by coyote
The Internet...*
- ...is a Series of Tubes.
- ...is no 21st century boob tube.
- ...is Never Gonna Give Rick Astley Up.
- ...is mainly for complaining.
- ...is an internet based on the Internet Protocol suite.
- ...is broken.
- ...is different.
- ...is almost full.
- ...is missing.
- ...is the enemy.
- ...is an Orgy.
- ...is an Ogre.
- ...is a copy machine.
- ...is a prime news source.
- ...is not a truck.
- ...is a good thing because it is unregulatable.
- ...is shit. It is vitally important that we all realize this and move on.
* With (sincerely faked) apologies to the Fourth Dwarf for being either too busy or too lazy to be original, and totally ripping off his Google Poem thing instead.
* Opinions expressed are the views of their authors and do not necessarily represent the viewpoint of the ESI Editorial Board. But they might.
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Coyote,
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Internet access,
meta-meta-metablogging,
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3 comments:
they're trying to regulate it here in australia :-(
I've heard a thing or three about that, ma'am. Sounds dumb and unworkable. But that's never stopped any government up till now, has it...?
unfortunately.... no
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