2009-02-06

The InterTubes According to Google

The Internet...*

  • ...is a Series of Tubes.
  • ...is no 21st century boob tube.
  • ...is Never Gonna Give Rick Astley Up.
  • ...is mainly for complaining.
  • ...is an internet based on the Internet Protocol suite.
  • ...is broken.
  • ...is different.
  • ...is almost full.
  • ...is missing.
  • ...is the enemy.
  • ...is an Orgy.
  • ...is an Ogre.
  • ...is a copy machine.
  • ...is a prime news source.
  • ...is not a truck.
  • ...is a good thing because it is unregulatable.
  • ...is shit. It is vitally important that we all realize this and move on.
* With (sincerely faked) apologies to the Fourth Dwarf for being either too busy or too lazy to be original, and totally ripping off his Google Poem thing instead.
* Opinions expressed are the views of their authors and do not necessarily represent the viewpoint of the ESI Editorial Board. But they might.

3 comments:

nursemyra said...

they're trying to regulate it here in australia :-(

coyote said...

I've heard a thing or three about that, ma'am. Sounds dumb and unworkable. But that's never stopped any government up till now, has it...?

nursemyra said...

unfortunately.... no