RNDP: Phoning It In

I'm just too tired for a proper post this week. I've got most of the cleaning up done from yesterday's shit shower but still some to go. Yes, if you've gone through something challenging, you call it a shitstorm, but if you've actually been sprayed by raw sewage, no need to exaggerate.

So here's a picture of Elgin Street. Police cars and ambulance down near whatever they're calling the Penguin Café these days, just after midnight on Saturday. Nothing to do with my troubles. Just a picture.

While I'm about as out of it as the little boy who went to the dentist and so can't help those of you looking for a revolutionary new dating paradigm, there are still plenty of others with creativity, energy and insights to help you along the way. Here is a roundup of this week's scholarship in the field:

p.s. Word is the Emergency Meeting might take place before the end of the month. Any agenda items?


The Independent Observer said...

Sorry to hear about the sewage spray, Dwarfie. But if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- when attending Question Period, don't sit in the front row of the balcony.

Suggested agenda items:
(*) Should the ESIs pander to popular taste or completely ignore counter stats?
(*) Airing of grievances.
(*) Public shaming.

coyote said...

You forgot:
(*) Hanging the Dwarf out to dry...

Aggie said...

I thought the purpose of the meeting was to generate ideas about how to promote joy..

The Independent Observer said...

Ah, yes, almost forgot, Aggie. We shall add this to the agenda:

(*) Joy promotion on a shoestring (since these are tough economic times)