Twinkies done...
posted by coyote
From Hostess, makers of more kinds of faux baked goods than you can shake a spatula at, the gut wrenching news that Wonder Bread is toast, HoHos have lost their punchline, Twinkies no longer light the firmament from a thousand sparkling points of light on the shelves of gas station convenience stores across the continent. And anyone planning to live through the zombie apocalypse had better find another indestructible survival food.
If we had a Twinkie right now, we'd tearily stick a fork in it and call it dinner. Oh, ummm, wait! They're indestructible... Never mind. Those things will outlast civilization as we know it. And, come to that, cockroaches.
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Anthropology,
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coyote food,
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2 comments:
Check it out Coyote... homemade Twinkies!
Dear dog. Will the world never be safe from tasty golden food-grade spongecakes pumped full of whipped lard...?
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