2011-02-12

RNDP: The President's Choice for Valentines Day

I thought I'd finished with the Revolutionary New Dating Paradigm, but no, here's something new and revolutionary.

The President says:
Surprise your sweetie with an extra-charming Valentine’s Day - at home! Our PC® Dine-In Tonight™ soups, pastas, entrees and desserts are quick and easy, so you can spend less time prepping and more time with your dearest!
We would love to hear from any men who followed this advice. Please give us details of how well it went over.

8 comments:

coyote said...

'Bout time ya posted, Shorty. I'm runnin' awful thin on material.

But did you negotiate any pecuniary kickback from PC? You know, for the advertising.

We could use the pecunies...

4th Dwarf said...

Yes, we could use the pecunies, but we're even shorter on integries.

coyote said...

Pshaw! Like we ever had any integries...

The Chair said...

Does it come with a hide-away IKEA sofa for you to sleep on afterward?

RealGrouchy said...

I hope you don't solve your lack of pecunies and integries with something that would cause a hypocrisis.

- RG>

coyote said...

Crisis? What crisis? Hippos can be amazingly flexible...

RealGrouchy said...

Which is also their greatest weakness.

- RG>

Woodsy said...

The food will be frozen, the shoulder will be cold, and the lady will be frigid...