RNDP: The President's Choice for Valentines Day
posted by 4th Dwarf
I thought I'd finished with the Revolutionary New Dating Paradigm, but no, here's something new and revolutionary.
Surprise your sweetie with an extra-charming Valentine’s Day - at home! Our PC® Dine-In Tonight™ soups, pastas, entrees and desserts are quick and easy, so you can spend less time prepping and more time with your dearest!We would love to hear from any men who followed this advice. Please give us details of how well it went over.
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8 comments:
'Bout time ya posted, Shorty. I'm runnin' awful thin on material.
But did you negotiate any pecuniary kickback from PC? You know, for the advertising.
We could use the pecunies...
Yes, we could use the pecunies, but we're even shorter on integries.
Pshaw! Like we ever had any integries...
Does it come with a hide-away IKEA sofa for you to sleep on afterward?
I hope you don't solve your lack of pecunies and integries with something that would cause a hypocrisis.
- RG>
Crisis? What crisis? Hippos can be amazingly flexible...
Which is also their greatest weakness.
- RG>
The food will be frozen, the shoulder will be cold, and the lady will be frigid...
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