Controlling parents
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I learned when I was very young — so young that I don’t even remember what
age — that I needed to tightly control anything my parents knew about my
life be...
1 week ago
. . .do not exist. . .
Solo Project: Coloured Marbles
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Though no longer carrying tasers, Vancouver airport's RCMP detachment remain of concern to international travellers.
"Weally? Does this look like a baggage cawousel to you?"
(I never understood how Caesar's rs got turned into ws, but not his ls.)
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"Hey, did you hear that young Andy Haydon is running for Caesar? That guy's going to have a long career ahead of him."
My wife threw me out of the house. Can I bunk with you guys?
"An' den after dey all stab you, you say Et tu Brutus and fall down dead, see? Hey, I'm not kiddin' here, the leaked plot is all over the 'net -- tonight Caesar sleeps wit da fishes! So you wanna see tomorra Julie baby, youze guyz need two or tree o' what I got in dis suitcase, and there's lots more where dey came from. Say, any you guyz smoke? Where's all da hair pie in dis town?
If I told him once, I told him a thousand times, "Don't go, Julie!"
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