Llama dramarama, part two
posted by The Independent Observer
Cedric and I have spent a couple of days talking about llamas and alpacas. It is the first step in my plan to help the little gnome get over his fear of the four-legged Andean creatures.
Today we made a major breakthrough: Cedric was able to look at a photo of a llama without shivering violently, falling over or vomiting.
It helps that the tiny man loves to sing: Alpaca-p my troubles in my old kit bag ... (whistling follows).
Cedric thinks he is so clever.
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what caused this fear of llamas?
The ones I know just chant, meditate and make sand mandalas.
B'o'bs: Through dream recovery therapy we determined Cedric was bitten by a llama during a bank robbery in Quito in 1879. It was hardly the llama's fault. The scene was utter pandemonium.
I'm glad that Cedric is working through his issues. He is really a model for all of us.
Maybe a date with one of my little llama wool dolls would be good therapy?
I hear the llama has very bad breath and a nasty habit of spitting. Sounds like a lot of my patients
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