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4th Dwarf
- The City of Ottawa master-computer goes to war with the NCC master-computer. Snowplows battle it out with ice groomers while humans cower in their homes.
- Everyone is grounded because all jetpacks made since 2005 are recalled to replace exploding components created by Moscow hackers who want to claim the 2nd-coldest capital honour for their city.
- A coolant leak shuts down the superconducting coil in the monorail system.
- City is evacuated because northwest winds are bringing a radioactive fallout cloud from a nuclear meltdown at Deep River.
- A new psycho-pharmaceutical has made everyone telepathic so there is no need to go anywhere.
1 comment:
I can't help but think that much of this would have come to pass had we voted for a different mayor in the last election...
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