2008-12-30

Breaking News: Homeslice is in the Dictionary

The correct definition of "homeslice" is now in the Urban Dictionary.

What you need to do now is go to the Dictionary and click on the "thumbs up" icon to vote for that definition and click on the thumbs-down for all the other definitions.

You may be inclined to support the definition currently at #8:

A complimentary term of endearment often used when sending well wishes.

Goodnight homeslice, I hope you have pleasant dreams.

However, there are two problems with this definition of "homeslice".

  1. It could be used for anyone, a child, an aunt, a colleague, and not just a conjugal partner.
  2. The word "complimentary" and the phrase "often used when sending well wishes" are redundant.
[Previous post in which I solve the girlfriend/partner/significant other problem.]

4 comments:

Tiana said...

I had to vote for #4....

4th Dwarf said...

Tiana, you had to vote for "The person who shares ones home..." at whatever # it was at (currently #1 thank you very much) and you had to vote against all the other definitions.

You chose to vote for #4. It's like we have an epidemic of oppositional defiance around here.

zoom said...

Out of loyalty I voted for the ESI definition: The person who shares one's home, bed and heart.

However, I feel a bit weird referring to Duncan as my homeslice.

A. & J. said...

I'll vote for whatever you want homeslice :)