Avoiding awkward moments

I've heard a rumour that Woodsy might be running into some Ottawa bloggers this weekend. Since bloggers are inquisitive and yet shy at the same time, I have prepared this list of questions they should avoid with each other to prevent awkwardness.

• A&J at Please pick up your socks: "Did you have any trouble finding a parking spot?"
• Alison at Party of 3: "Would you say this is as tasty as frozen yogourt?"
• From Nat's Brain: Are those your original lips?
• Guillermo at Los Zielgler: "How do you like Canadian wildlife? Don't you think squirrels are adorable?"
• Hella Stella - No questions are off limits with Stella. Ask what she's bought at her favourite store lately.
• Jobthingy's Jungle: "Have you used your cell phone for something other than phoning lately?"
• Jo Stockton at Also a Talker: "Does your gynecologist still think you're a good woman?"
• Lynn at Diary of a Turtlehead: "Is it true you got silicone cups for your birthday"
• Maven of Stay at Home Mayhem: "Do you think a person who calls herself a social blogger might actually be a binging blogger in denial?"
• Meanie at Mean old Mommy: "Would you like a Dorito?"
• Newsguy Bob: "Could you pass the salt?"
• Raino MOT: "Have you found anywhere in Ottawa to get naked with a little oriental girl?"
• Robin at Watawa Life: "Have you snuggled with Clint Eastwood today?"
• Sky Girl: "Is your daughter still obsessed with the stove timer?"
• Skylark at Logan - The DandeLion King: "Still sleeping with your son?"
• Woodsy Coloured Marbles (or here): "What would you wear under that top?"
• XUP: "Would you like a drive home?"
• Zoom at Knitnut: "Did anyone pee in your bed last night?"

Remember, those are all questions to avoid!