ELgiN StreEt iRReguLars: Best fortune cookie ever

2008-06-06

Best fortune cookie ever

posted by The Independent Observer

6 comments:

Anonymous said...: hmmm... or it could be a tad ominous?; June 06, 2008 7:34 AM
Aggie said...: I think it is excellent, IO. I would be delighted to get this fortune cookie. So, has it made you stop worrying about the future?; June 06, 2008 9:45 AM
Harmony said...: I got a fortune about 5 years ago that's still pinned to my bulletin board: "your life will be peaceful and happy."

I SO want to believe it!; June 06, 2008 8:03 PM
Jen G said...: My most recent one was "Your own path is best." Couldn't have read it at a better time!; June 06, 2008 9:32 PM
Anonymous said...: Oooh, this is a most fortunate fortune. You are SOOOO lucky that you no longer need to worry about your future.

I left my last really good one in a swap box. It said something about a recurring dream being my destiny.; June 07, 2008 9:20 PM
aandjblog said...: I NEED a fortune like this today. :S; June 09, 2008 10:37 AM

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ELgiN StreEt iRReguLars

2008-06-06

Best fortune cookie ever

posted by The Independent Observer

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