2008-04-13

Confession - Part I


Woodsy has a confession to make.

Whether I have decided to confess because seeing the image of the nuns about to kiss brought up my latent catholic guilt, or because this post is my first attempt at self-referential wanking really doesn’t matter. What matters is that I have to come clean with the ESI gang.

You brought me into your group knowing that unlike the rest of you, I am not a polished writer. I classify turnips and radishes for a living after all.

You brought me into your group accepting that I often refer to myself in the 3rd person. Some of you have commented that this is odd behaviour, but obviously odd character traits are valued at ESI.

You brought me into your group with an open mind about my flirting with both sexes, and my floozy ways. Actually, some of you have already taken advantage of those qualities in me.

All that did not affect your decision.

But had you known what I will reveal in Confession Part II, would you have voted me in?

14 comments:

zoom said...

How intriguing....

zoom said...

OMG Woodsy, you're not a BSI are you??

Woodsy said...

YIKES! Woodsy is not that kind of gal... try again Zoom...

zoom said...

OMG Woodsy, you don't crochet do you??

coyote said...

Leaving us hanging and clueless in mid-confession, like an episode of Lost; I'd say you just earned your SRW star right there, ma'am. With that kind of qualification, whatever you need to confess hardly matters. You're already past GO and onto the gameboard.

Aggie said...

Yes, absolutely! But, are you sure you need to confess? Maybe you should just keep it inside and let it fester...

4th Dwarf said...

You're not pregnant, are you, Woodsy?

That would be okay if you are.

Especially if you tell us all about your breasts and nipples getting huge.

Other details you can leave out.

Pandora said...

woodsy, all that talk about flirting and kissing and other spring-like flings, er, phenomena, has gone straight to your head! Nothing to see, folks, move along...

Conch Shell said...

Are you actually the Fifth Muse? Or, a figment of the Fourth Dwarf's imagination?

Anonymous said...

I'm confused. What does this have to do with cats?

coyote said...

Nothing, Nonny. We never were a kitty blog. You obviously might want to read this.

Woodsy said...

Zoom: This is not a contest.

Aggie: Your comment reminded me of one of my favorite records, Angst in My Pants", by Sparks.

If I was pregnant, Mr 4D, it would not be a confession, it would be a scandal!

Conch Shell: I am real! Just ask Duncan!

Coyote and Anon: It has everything to do with kitty blogging!

Pandora: You are such a flirt!

4th Dwarf said...

Coyote, good referral for our confused anonymous commenter.

And well done on staying on message. We were never a kitty blog. We never accepted payments from a German businessman to promote Airbus. We were never anywhere near a grassy knoll in Dallas.

Woodsy, is this your secret?

Anonymous said...

Thanks for clarifying this.