Emergency Meeting Minutes: 2007-11-09 Part 2 - Megan's Terms of Reference
posted by 4th Dwarf
Venue: The Usual Spot
Present: Fourth Dwarf, Coyote, Agatha, Conch Shell, the Chair
Absent with notice: Independent Observer
Minutes by: 4D
After working out the contest details, the ESIs turn to a discussion of the Terms of Reference for the Consutancy Contract with an Ottawa Super-Blogger
Chair: I'd like to see bench-marking.
4th Dwarf: A confidentiality clause?
Aggie: She can help us explore the sex angle.
4D: But no ass piracy.
Conch Shell: We don't self-analyze. She should know that.
4D: Maybe we need help with that.
CS: If we think an idea is stupid, we will only attack the idea and not the person.
Chair: Maybe we'll attack the person a little.
Aggie: We will use only "I" statements.
Coyote: For example?
Aggie: "I feel that's fucking stupid."
Coyote: Should we redraw the org chart?
CS: What org chart?
Somebody: exactly.
4D: Does she think there are there other professionals we should consult? Graphics? Publicity?
Aggie: Raw food chefs...
Coyote: Molecular food chefs...
Plates arrive and the meeting is adjourned.
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4 comments:
Umm, you know that I'm terrified now, right?
Yes, but there is really no need. You could sit and eat bonbons and completely ignore us, and we would still be in complete awe.
Absolutely! Although the rowdy behaviour might cover it pretty well...
Aw, pshaw!
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