Bl@gging @ggie
posted by coyote
Aggie has hung out a new 'default muse' shingle over on her blog with a new colour scheme evocative of certain, ummm, other muses of our acquaintance, and with a new tag line that pretty much sums it up.
Is it wise to invite, indeed flaunt, such a blatant comparison? I mean, I prob'ly shouldn't be biting the ankle of the hand that's throwin' me a bone here, but hey, I'm a very badly domesticated puppy and I just need to draw up a list or two to straighten out a few things in my own dim doggie mind:
Muse:
- Lives downtown
- Dysfunctional relationship(s)
- Cringeworthy revelatory details
- It's all about her
- Lives downtown
- Dysfunctional automobile
- Cringeworthy bandages all over her face
- It's all about her
Hey, Aggie! Start combing your bandaids! It's Cecil B. DeMille's third cousin's little sister's former best friend on the blower! Ya might hafta get ready for your close-up!
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9 comments:
Perhaps Aggie could get over her fascination with waiters and try going out with one of these guys on the new Ontario Government dating site.
Maybe not so good for Aggie, Short Guy, but terrific for the metablog...
You know, Dog Breath, you don't always have to mention my height. You could mention some of my other notable features.
Examples:
- My well-coiffed facial hair;
- My prominent Morton's Toe; or
- My bulging muscles.
You, Sir, are inordinately proud of that foliage on yer mug, considering its startling familial resemblance to something a caribou might snack on. Especially for a guy with such an altitude problem...
Oh...Ma...Gaw...d. I'm so liking your lichen! But take it easy Coyote...I've seen you eat a salad or two in your time (good for the doggie digestion, no?) Still, I'm in awe of your perceptive comparative skills regarding the stunted one, and a lowly Canadian rock-clinging organism. So much so, coffee's on me next time.
Arf. You're on.
Oh, I think I could give Musie a run for her money in the dysfunctional relationship department. And, I've got a stockpile of cringeworthy details.
Then start dishin', darlin'...
Well. It looks like Aggie has taken your criticisms seriously. Honestly, who ever thought of telling someone to fix their bandages? She apparently went on a shopping spree and bought a bunch of PINK stuff. Now see what you've done?
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