2007-01-08

Wankitudinosity

The Irregulars know from wank. And if there's one thing we at ESI Inc. believe we deserve, it is the acknowledgement, nay, adulation, of our peers.

Or not, especially after being stiffed so often in the past by multiple blog awards committees, undeserved slights that have all been chronicled in excruciating detail by our (very short) resident conspiracy theorist.

So I note with complete bafflement, appalled alarm, etc., that we were unaccountably omitted from this week's "Top 100 Wankers of the Year" list, in the newstand issue of Frank Magazine. (Shurely shome mishtake...? --4d ) Not only were we bumped from first place -- a clear error on the part of the judging panel, and one that would lead me to question if they were: a) sober, or; b) bought off -- but we didn't even get on the damn list! Outrage!

Granted, winner of the coveted Number One position is Foreign Affairs Minister Peter MacKay, who has acquitted himself admirably by putting his foot (and possibly other body parts...) into it, on a buncha well-documented occasions over the past coupla years. Then denying it. The Hon. Peter is a palpable wanker.

But c'mon! Anybody who reads us regularly -- or who drops by only once, totally by accident, for that matter -- knows that wankitudinosity is a major part of our brand recognition. (Um, okaaay, it's all of our brand recognition. Now shaddup, go away, and stop buggin' me, kid.)

Image: Possibly Vancouver Sun, or maybe Radio Canada... jeez, there were were a lotta photographers watching him blubber that day....

6 comments:

Agatha said...

That's right: Wankers R Us. We know wanking...um..intimately.

Harmony said...

Oooohhhh....nice try Aggie. But, begging both your pardons, and despite the extreme funniness of the two recent postings by C and A, I must point out that being funny, and using the word "intimately" in a comment, does NOT ACTUALLY qualify you as being intimate, getting intimate-like, liking intimacy, or however you want to put it.
Now, will someone PLEASE fill me in on the previously-hinted-at "existential" crisis?

Aggie said...

Oh, Harmony, you are so persistent. I don't know what to tell you, hon. Perhaps a lifetime of blogging will unravel some of it.

bob said...

WE GOT A GREAT BIG CONVOY RUNNIN THROUGH THE NITE!!!

Whats with the big jeezus truck vid? That seems very strangely placed... is your blogadmin lacking motiviation? I think big jeezus truck rulez btw, and appreciate, i just question your message.

coyote said...

So, Harmony: I dunno -- 'intimacy' seems so 2006, somehow...

So, Bob: BlogAdmin is not merely a wanker. He is a lazy wanker. Big Jeezuz Truck is so last week.

Agatha said...

Hey BlogAdmin, please bring back the Big Jeezus Truck Cam. And take down the latest. I dislike it intensely. Don't want to be any part of that particular YouTube spectacle, thank you very much.