What's been going on...
posted by 4th Dwarf
While some of us have been going to fancy dinners, lounging about with personal trainers or sniffing out recipes from the Trilateral Commission, I've been investigating a series of events that affect us all personally. Through careful research, long hours, sleepless nights, and some activities that might skirt the fringes of the law, I have learned of a nefarious plot against us.
I believe I've gotten to the bottom of the whole scheme and to save time in explaining how all the evidence fits together, I've prepared a visual aid that explains it all.
Click on the image to see my new animated featurette.
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Shure... yeah... right. Like the whole Vendetta debacle had nuthin' to do with certain rookie pirates navigating leaky scows into the eyes of hurricanes.
Drunk, if I recall correctly.
This whole conspiracy theory thing looks an awful lot like someone -- who shall remain nameless -- blowing out loadsa half-combusted rocket fuel to obscure his own culpability...
Perhaps ottawastart simply has a rigorous screening process, one that actively monitors listed blogs to ensure they are met with the highest of internet standards!!! Or perhaps coyote's right. Consipiracies normally have logical explanations even though noone ever hears them.
That reminds me, i should get started on my ottawastart application, if your content is questionable to them, i'm gonna have a helluvatime...
We like Bob!
Yup. All the world's a stage -- one big, huge, bio-electro-hormonal-tectonic-romantic thingy. And I'm not going to try to animate that...
Fascinating theories, all. But remember last year when The Muse vanished for a few days? Well, it's linked to her latest disappearance, as this little vignette reveals.
If you want to have a bit of fun while doing some random social anthropology I noticed that any movie can be viewed by simply changing the seven digit suffix ID of the website (number should be higher than 2500000)
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=x x x x x x x
Looks like lots of office politics storylines from some of the random ones I've gone to. Reminds me of the tagline to the old tv show, The Naked City. There are eight million stories in the Naked City. This has been one of them.
Apparently, my damn tinfoil hat ain't working either. All I get are green alien scenarios... guess I shouldn'ta left them holes for my ears to poke through....
If its positive, i eat it up. I'm horribly predictable. And minty certainly isn't "moving in", she's responding with equally unconditional enthusiasm, something that is greatly encouraged on my silly blog!!!
Agatha, is this the proper forum for such lamentation? I bet you'll be scorned during your next esi meeting. The other esi's grow tired of bobanter, and no doubt my comments as well... (not to say i don't like it, i eat it up, i'm horribly vain).
Aggie, lass, can you not see that your irrationality is the least of our concerns?
I'm glad you at least realize the danger posed by Minty! Coyote is in some sort of denial with a theory about the Vendetta sinking based on a series of non sequitors.
(a)Me a "Rookie"? Navigation was my best class at Pirate School; the prof offered to write me a letter of recommendation.
(b) The Vendetta a "leaky scow"? She was the finest sailing vessel to hit the water since the Bluenose II was launched.
But Aggie, why can you not see that Bob with his recipes and Thai Restaurants and charming "bobanter" is in on the conspiracy?
I'd say you must be into bad boys, but that can't be, because you turned me down.
But I notice you didn't even attempt to deny the "drunk" part. It's a start...
Sorry, Coyote, I assumed you meant your recalling was drunk, as everyone knows it's the caffeine that I overindulge in.
Wait a minute: I know what's going on.
Highly ingenious obfuscatory parsing, O Short One. And a purty damn funny-lookin' animated 'coyote'. I am way more slender, pointy-eared, and Wile E. than that....
But here, let me teach you how to play 'Mother Macree' on this oddly-situated pinano in the desert. The one with the not-at-all-suspicious wires runnin' from the key for the last note, to that bulky package in the seat, with the detonator cap stickin' out of it....
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