2005-06-28

Birthday gifts for the 5M

I know that all the votes haven't been tallied on the ESI poll. Below are some visuals of what some of the gift options could look like. I've taken the liberty of adding one more option. I've taken a bit of heat on the Venus Envy picture. Some are saying that it is not accurately drawn to scale. In light of this, I've added a disclaimer: objects in this drawing may be closer than they appear. Hope that clears things up.







10 comments:

Corrie said...

Hey, all I can see are little, red x's. How disappointing, especially considering the lead-up on the Venus Envy pic.

4th Dwarf said...

Now that I see what a cute couple 5M and Coyote would make, I want to change my vote in the poll.

coyote said...

Dwarf: I'd a' thunk she'd be better suited to a miner. The profession runs in the family, after all.

Agatha, you've captured nicely that look of stark and abject fear in my eyes... but perhaps you can help out a hayseed coyote, by informing me: what, precisely, pray tell, are these Venusian objects of which you speak? And why are they closer than they appear...?

Agatha said...

I think all poll voting should cease until each and every one of you has visited Venus Envy. The friendly trained staff there can answer all your questions.

The Chair said...

Scene: At the dinner table, the 5M playing footsies with Coyote. Neither are wearing their tinfoil hats.

5M: My, that's some tail you have Coyote.

Coyote: That's not my tail!

5M (thinking to self): Hmmm...I must report this to the Venusians.

4th Dwarf said...

Oh, Chair, you are so witty, and there's only one thing worse than being witty....

4th Dwarf said...

Aggie,

a) already voted
b) been there. helped a lass choose condoms for a planned trip to see a young man she'd been tele-courting.

4th Dwarf said...

On an earlier topic here's a weird tom cruise site

Agatha said...

Apparently, there is a "Free Katie" site somewhere, too.
Coyote, in her latest post, the 5M mentions that she operates "more as a solitary hunter type than a pack creature." They say opposites do attract, you know...

coyote said...

Puh-leeeeze. We covered the interspecies dating barrier ages ago. I have a strict 'nothing with fewer than four legs' dating rule. (Although that is invariably trumped by the 'no amphibians' rule. Don't ask.) I think she should consider Dwarf. He's a charming little fellow, despite that tatty do-rag he wears in piratical mode.

Whatcha also gotta know about coyotes is that we often ditch the band to do solo projects. Usually not a problem, since so few of us are signed with major labels in the first place... With her, I can see 'major creative differences' rearing up pretty quick, in any event.

And I'm not so sure I see her as a hunter... definitely lacking the Predation 101 pre-req.