Birthday gifts for the 5M
posted by Anonymous
I know that all the votes haven't been tallied on the ESI poll. Below are some visuals of what some of the gift options could look like. I've taken the liberty of adding one more option. I've taken a bit of heat on the Venus Envy picture. Some are saying that it is not accurately drawn to scale. In light of this, I've added a disclaimer: objects in this drawing may be closer than they appear. Hope that clears things up.
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Now that I see what a cute couple 5M and Coyote would make, I want to change my vote in the poll.
Dwarf: I'd a' thunk she'd be better suited to a miner. The profession runs in the family, after all.
Agatha, you've captured nicely that look of stark and abject fear in my eyes... but perhaps you can help out a hayseed coyote, by informing me: what, precisely, pray tell, are these Venusian objects of which you speak? And why are they closer than they appear...?
Scene: At the dinner table, the 5M playing footsies with Coyote. Neither are wearing their tinfoil hats.
5M: My, that's some tail you have Coyote.
Coyote: That's not my tail!
5M (thinking to self): Hmmm...I must report this to the Venusians.
Oh, Chair, you are so witty, and there's only one thing worse than being witty....
Aggie,
a) already voted
b) been there. helped a lass choose condoms for a planned trip to see a young man she'd been tele-courting.
On an earlier topic here's a weird tom cruise site
Puh-leeeeze. We covered the interspecies dating barrier ages ago. I have a strict 'nothing with fewer than four legs' dating rule. (Although that is invariably trumped by the 'no amphibians' rule. Don't ask.) I think she should consider Dwarf. He's a charming little fellow, despite that tatty do-rag he wears in piratical mode.
Whatcha also gotta know about coyotes is that we often ditch the band to do solo projects. Usually not a problem, since so few of us are signed with major labels in the first place... With her, I can see 'major creative differences' rearing up pretty quick, in any event.
And I'm not so sure I see her as a hunter... definitely lacking the Predation 101 pre-req.
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