posted by coyote
Mister Sloppy has asked me to convey to you a heartfelt "Merry Christmas!" Given his extensive
rap sheet, ummm, history (1), (2), (3), (4), (5), we can only suggest that this sort of unbidden friendliness on his part suggests - strongly - that if you are anyone who carries a wallet, you should check your pants. Just to, ummm, confirm that said wallet is still in 'em.
Now that I consider that advice further, you should probably check your pants anyway. Just to confirm that you are still in 'em...
Mister Sloppy is that good.
Merry Christmas, everybody. And a happy New Year. May your holiday season be pantsful and free of evil-genius larceny. Unless, of course, you're into that.