Never Trust a Google Poem

Never Trust a Hippy
Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be
Never Trust A Junkie

Never trust your solder joints
Never Trust a Man in Crocs
Never trust a millionaire quoting the sermon on the mount
never trust an attractive woman that you meet in a dungeon

Never trust the media guys who tell you to “go ahead and leave your mic on”
You Should Never Trust Someone Whom You Don't Know To Take a Decent Picture
you should never just trust a review

Never Trust a Scrawny Foodie
Never trust an international guarantee
Never trust a CEO with your personal well-being
Never trust a cloud!

Never Trust Your GPS.
Never Trust the Internet to Always Be Your Friend
Never trust Google Maps when walking!

never trust a fart no matter what.

Never trust your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Never Trust A Jawa
Never, NEVER trust your form inputs.
You Should Never Trust The Photos Hotels Post Online

Never trust downloads even if it is from a respected official download site because it might still be a threat
Never Trust a Politician
Never trust a warlock

Never trust a fart. I had a rather unfortunate experience after tonight's 10 mile run.

Never Trust An SEO Salesman
Never Trust Anything With That Much Wicker Around
Never trust a man who wears a sweater vest
Never trust a big butt and a smile

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