2010-02-24

Time to publog the parliamentary dining room...

Senator Céline Hervieux-Payette has gleefully tweeted that the Parliamentary Dining Room will, for the first time, soon serve up seal on its justly-renowned silver platters.

Publog time! One simply can't turn down such an obviously-patriotic opportunity!

But in the spirit of full disclosure, one must warn fellow ESIs that one has actually eaten seal on occasion. As a practiced connoisseur of portable, potable furballs, I hafta say that, PETA-ensnaring terminal cutes aside, it is stringy, oily, dark, and more than kinda fishy-tasting. Maybe why they're doin' it sometime around the Ides of March.

You have been warned. And I hope the decadent mounds of chocolate-y desserts are especially good that day. . .

6 comments:

XUP said...

Either everybody stops eating and wearing ALL animals or they should just maybe shut up about mean old Canada and its seal issues.

RealGrouchy said...

Seal's the deal?

- RG>

coyote said...

Grouchy, fashionistas everywhere say that seal is the new beaver...

RealGrouchy said...

Makes sense, especially if it smells like fish.

- RG>

coyote said...

Dammit, I was trying not to go there...

Woodsy said...

Oh, Coyote, you always want to go there ...