2009-11-12

This just in...

John Baird's cat dies. I had nothing to do with it, honest. But unlike most cats of my acquaintance, it was pretty much the exact opposite of delicious. I suspect environmental factors...

UPDATE:
And Billy Bragg is my hero...

2 comments:

XUP said...

I'm sure who or whatever is responsible for the death of John Baird's cat (not you) did the poor critter a favour. Imagine having your tummy rubbed by John Baird every day and living on fiscally responsible cat food?

coyote said...

It's a myth that Tories are fiscally resonsible, ma'am. Oh, they always talk a good game in their news releases. But history confirms that left to their own devices, they blow public money like inebriated seamen.

Heh.

I imagine the cat died of gout, with a liver not unlike that of a goose force-fed for foie gras...