The poll bounce from his NAC gig seemed like a gift... *

...but the Tory brain trust quickly realized that keeping their robotic client's piano forte front and centre in voters' minds was going to be trickier than it had first seemed... **

* You didn't seriously think we were going to let this one go that easily. Did you?
** It did, however, have certain advantages over "Vote Harper And We'll Burn the Blue Sweater Vest" and "Vote Harper Or The Kitten Gets It".


DeuxHirondelles said...

Even while being 'casual' and playing the piano, I found Harper appeared stiff and stuffy. I still can't believe we elected him. Twice.

nursemyra said...

mmm... nice chompers