Breaking News: Ottawa River crash debris recovered

Turns out it was just a weather balloon. Nothing to see here. Please move on.


Anonymous said...

All hail Zontar.

XUP said...

Sure it was just a weather balloon. Those darned weather balloons are always landing in farmer's fields in Kansas, too. And then the CIA swoops in and kindly cleans them up for the farmer before he has a chance to get any really good photos of the thing.