Llama dramarama, part four: the mouth-watering conclusion
posted by The Independent Observer
What better way to forget your troubles than a trip to stunning Machu Picchu? Unless, of course, the place is lousy with llamas and you happen to have a morbid fear of the ankle-biting Andean amblers.
After pointed accusations from Cedric ("You knew there would be llamas here, didn't you?!") and several lengthy apologies from me ("I will personally hand-wash your little red hat every night for the next month!"), Cedric calmed down and began to relax.
Especially once he realized no health-conscious llama would ever eat a centuries-old gnome with flat feet and wooden teeth.
Next we work on Cedric's fear of John Baird's hair ... Oh, right, that's my unending phobia ...
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3 comments:
Hooray for Cedric!
But I'm thinkin' we've really gotta get to work on the John Baird hair thing, IO. It's been crippling you.
Maybe start some some dry runs with a merkin to build your resistance?
That picture of John Baird is going to give me nightmares for weeks now. Thanks a lot! ;)
"Ankle-biting"? Who's the pot and who's the kettle here, Cedric?
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