2009-04-06

Dreaming in Style

Credit: Joan of Arc / KGWA http://kgwa.deviantart.com

I dreamed that I had my hair cut short and dyed black (in real life I would go for red). It was too straight and it spiked in all directions, and I was unhappy about it.

The hairdresser insisted that that was not a problem. All I had to do was wander the streets looking for the cutest young man that I could spot, and he would know exactly how to style my hair.

I walked down Elgin street, and before long I came to a dandy young fellow. I walked up to him, and he looked at my hair, pulled out gel, a comb, and a mirror and styled my hair perfectly. All was accomplished in absolute silence.

I looked boyishly handsome as I walked off humming a gay tune.
(Interpretations of my dream are encouraged)

7 comments:

TWFKAH said...

Your dreams are better than mine, Woodsy...

Jen G said...

that's so weird, that just happened to me but in real life - huh

XUP said...

Yes, yes, dreams..blah...blah...blah...never-ending story...blah...blah...blah...WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAPTION CONTEST? Where there's a contest, there must be a winner. Obviously it's not going to be me since I'm all in your face about it, but sheesh -- lets' have some closure here!

raino said...

that sounds like a cool dream .... what was the gay tune? do you recall?

Woodsy said...

TWFKAW, I only relate the tame ones...

Jen G, you'd look awesome in red hair...

XUP, why don't you come and have your hair coloured red with Jen G and I? It will relax you...

Raino, The tune was Somewhere Under the Rainbow...

Lily said...

en dessous, or au dessus?

Woodsy said...

Oh, Lili, tu es génial...
Ahem... I meant Somewhere Over the Rainbow