To readers appalled by Coyote's cavalier attitude
posted by coyote
Hey! I didn't actually say I was appalled myself, did I...? And the cookies over here are terrific!
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HEY! Are those chunks of wallaby I see in that cookie?!
Only teensy chocolate wallabies, ma'am... I have it on excellent authority that real wallabies is too tough to make good cookies.
You're going to get fat, soft and wussy like a bunny eating all those sugary baked goods
I'm only using them to entice and bribe our new converts, ma'am. Coyote's honour.
Ah ha - very clever, carry on.
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