2008-11-13

Breaking News: Missing wallaby's body found in field near eastern Ontario zoo

...ESI's Coyote to be brought in for questioning.

5 comments:

Wandering Coyote said...

Nah, wallaby's are too tough.

Anonymous said...

I know. I had almost convinced myself that he was happily bopping around Tasmania by now

Wandering Coyote said...

...And I mean tough as in tough meat...the opposite of tender meat...Just needed to clarify.

coyote said...

Other Coyote, you're not helping my innocent plea a whole lot with this line of defence... maybe we need to hire cute bunnies as lawyers, huh?

Woodsy said...

I much prefer lawyers that are cute as bunnies...