Slavishly Devoted to Buffy

I asked Fourth Dwarf if he liked Buffy.

"Do I like Buffy?" he responded in his usual sexy voice. "Buffy the Vampire Slayer? I was only slavishly devoted to the show since the third episode originally aired. You know how I'm obsessed with Battlestar Galactica? Buffy was worse."

"Well, hum, Buffy is going to be at Westfest," I squeaked out.

I paid for my deceit. Dwarfie loved this other Buffy too, but so that he could see above the crowds he insisted on sitting on my shoulders during the whole evening.


Gabriel... said...

That's just evil. That's almost as bad as saying "lets go see bush" and ending up at a political rally.

Keep your head up Fourth Dwarf, Joss Whedon's "Dollhouse", starring Elisha Dushku, comes out next year.

Seventh Heathen said...

And don't forget to add your voice to those trying to
save the series

from cancellation! Join the campaign
now, before it's too late! Why wait till the show actually starts?

4th Dwarf said...

Gabriel and 7H,

Thank you for your support, for the first time ever, I feel like I haven't been left hanging out to dry.

And 7H, I'm all over the Dollhouse campaign.

Woodsy said...

Gabriel and 7H,

What about my poor little sore shoulders?

At least the Shameless Buffy Reference Cam made me feel better...