2008-05-05

What's this Two Lip Fest, anyway?

I don't get it. Why hold a Two Lip Fest? Makes no sense to celebrate something so ordinary. Doesn't everybody have a pair?

Or is it supposed to be about the kissing...? Like in those old country songs, where there's always a line about "pressing your two lips close to mine..."?

7 comments:

Wandering Coyote said...

*snicker snicker*

Pandora said...

ah. coyote humour. ok.

Psychic Librarian said...

Oh, dear, what a mistake to check on this blog during work... now all I can think about is lips and kissing, and kissing lips, and lips that kiss, and kissable lips... Woodsy, if I catalogue the ESI's lips, will you post it?

XUP said...

Coyotes don't have lips. Coyotes can't kiss. Ha ha

coyote said...

Check your facts. Coyotes got lips. Attractive black ones...

4th Dwarf said...

Black and cold. Like their hearts.

coyote said...

Warm and slobbery. Like our kisses...