Minutes from Emergency Meeting: October 18

(My apologies for the delay posting the minutes. Some technical problems here).
In attendance: Coyote, 4th Dwarf, Aggie, the Independent Observer.
Purpose of meeting: To discuss AndrewZRX's email, to discuss 4th Dwarf's 7 things Meme Posting.

The meeting began badly. The IO called it for 8 p.m. at the Usual Spot. No one was there at 8 p.m. except 4th Dwarf, who is very punctual. He left, and then returned, pissed off, at 9 p.m. when the meeting really started.

In his email, AndrewZRX asked about our readership. The IO responded, 'shut-ins and prisoners'. Aggie added, 'Well, I think we have cornered the Indy women market'. 'Cornered?' 4th Dwarf asked. 'Seduced some and repelled others,' Coyote clarified. We also agreed that Zoom is a loyal reader, and we have a bunch of New Brunswick anarchists reading us as well. And, of course, we read our blog. That would be our readership, AndrewZRX. Hope that helps, hon!

Second matter of business: 4th Dwarf's responding to the 7 Things Meme without consulting the group. 4th Dwarf apologized to group, but added that if had waited for the rest of us lazy asses, it never would have happened. He added that perhaps Aggie was just uncomfortable because she was singled out for her botched ESI profiling project in which she set out to profile each ESI, but only completed ONE. Aggie fumbled, and then suggested that we need the cogent Megan to come in and bring some healing to the group. Coyote and 4th Dwarf agreed. The IO had reservations: 'Wouldn't that be like admitting weakness? Like bringing in Merrill Lynch?' Finally, all came around and agreed that we need Megan. We briefly discussed the consulting fee, then moved on to other redacted topics.

Finally, we discussed the ESI contests. Coyote said all the contests were confusing. The IO described them as a 'wilderness of mirrors'. 4th Dwarf went on a long spiel about how we need to be more open, etc.... blah blah.. Aggie suggested he use 'I-statements' instead of 'you-statements'.

Redacted redacted. Blah blah blah. Then, we all went home.