2006-12-05

Christmas shopping strategy

My Christmas shopping strategy is simple: get everyone the same thing. Do not enter more than one store, or even one on-line shop.
This year is the year of monster mittens shown above. Last year, I entered one bookstore and got everyone books. The little ones informed me that books are boring. So, this year the little illiterate bastards will get monster mittens.

3 comments:

Harmony said...

Aggie, Aggie, Aggie.

Oh, Aggie, Aggie, Aggie.

I can't think of anything else to say.

4th Dwarf said...

I can think of something else to say:

Aggie always gets it right!

Y're a genius my dear!

And I say that even if I'm not on your Christmas list.

4th Dwarf said...

And I've thought of another thing to say:

I'd have thought the "Independent Canadian Tire Observer" would have had some thoughts on items that would make suitable gifts for everyone on our gift-giving lists.