2006-06-21

Finding a Suitable Place

I was about to use the facilities at one of the new Bridgeheads yesterday when I was reminded of something Audrey, Note 1 our Ethics Consultant, said at a recent gathering:

One of the problems with turning forty is you can't have sex in bathrooms any more.

We all responded predictably.

The lasses: "Twenty is too old for sex in a bathroom!"

The lads (or at least one gallant lad who shall remain nameless): "Audrey! Come on, I'd have sex with you in a bathroom!"

Of course, even if Audrey had been of a mind to accept the offer, we were in an establishment with unsuitable bathrooms. Tiny, cramped stalls that a person could easily look over or under the barriers of and surfaces that you'd be afraid to touch.

But you know, these restrooms at the Bridgeheads are a different story. They're huge, spotlessly clean, and have solid doors that lock. And look at the sign they put on the door. It's practically suggesting that you use the place with a friend.


Note 1 On Friday, the EC told me that (a) She doesn't want to be called the Ethics Consultant because "no guy will want to go out with me with that name"; and (b) She doesn't want a pseudonym "that sounds like a stripper". So, even though I can't see a guy being put off by the EC moniker, I'm going with Audrey.

5 comments:

The Chair said...

Wow! Threesomes with a paraplegic. I can’t wait to read about Audrey’s “Bridge-Head” letter to Penthouse.

Agatha said...

Ick. This blog has taken a bad turn. Where is our wholesome muse when we need her?

coyote said...

Chair: Hey, I can't wait to read Audrey's "Bridge-Head" letter to the Dwarf...

Agatha: Any wholesome muse will do, just now. I believe I know a pointy-toothed periodontist that might have one or two thoughts on moral hygiene...

The Independent Observer said...

I'm just a tad concerned that 4D is wandering through public establishments pointing his lens at restroom facilities.

coyote said...

... and flashing them.