Haircuts and heartbreaks
posted by Anonymous
I commend the 5M for chopping off her hair in protest. F--- you, M! And F--- you, too, and your red hair, Y!!! The great thing about hair is that it grows back. It's not like lopping off an ear.
A haircut is a great way to mark a personal change. I remember shearing my tresses when I was a heartbroken young lass. Someone commented, "You've changed your hair." My response was, "No I've changed."
But these days I don't need a heartbreak to go for the transformational haircut. I give my hair stylist free reign over my locks. Recently, I've come out looking like Rod Stewart, but that's ok.
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2 comments:
Least ye don't sound like that wailin' banshee!
And ye must have gone back fer another haircut since I last saw ye' Aggie.
I would not say that haircuts are invariably a successful strategy. If I were to try it, for instance, there'd be unfortunate questions about mutant poodles or chihuahuazilla sightings, or something...
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