Top 6 reasons why the 5M hasn't posted of late
posted by The Chair
By J.P. Sartre
6. Unaware that the ESI exist, she thinks she has no purpose to post.
5. Like me, she rejects ideas such as happiness, enlightenment optimism, a sense of well-being…wait...that never stopped her from posting before?
4. Having freedom to choose, she cannot not choose to blog. Therefore, by not choosing not to blog, she is still making a choice.
3. As with Simone De Beauvoir, her pain of conciousness is distracted by another being, if you get my drift…
2. I don't know, but I bet it somehow involves that 4thDwarf character violating the EC rules.
1. She is being nothing.
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And when the hell was the last time an existentialist actually made me laugh out loud? You rock, Chair.
Agatha, do you not have your own drawing tools? If you don't know how to use them, perhaps you'll find some instructions inside the case.
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