2005-06-21

Top 6 reasons why the 5M hasn't posted of late

By J.P. Sartre



6. Unaware that the ESI exist, she thinks she has no purpose to post.

5. Like me, she rejects ideas such as happiness, enlightenment optimism, a sense of well-being…wait...that never stopped her from posting before?

4. Having freedom to choose, she cannot not choose to blog. Therefore, by not choosing not to blog, she is still making a choice.

3. As with Simone De Beauvoir, her pain of conciousness is distracted by another being, if you get my drift…

2. I don't know, but I bet it somehow involves that 4thDwarf character violating the EC rules.

1. She is being nothing.

4 comments:

coyote said...

And when the hell was the last time an existentialist actually made me laugh out loud? You rock, Chair.

Agatha said...

The Chair is an existential genius. Now, 4th Dwarf, I suggest you start working on making these 6 points into a cartoon.

4th Dwarf said...

Agatha, do you not have your own drawing tools? If you don't know how to use them, perhaps you'll find some instructions inside the case.

Corrie said...

Now, now children....