Facing the Evil Bunny Threat
posted by coyote
Call me fickle. Suddenly, I'm thinkin' of perambulatin' my coyote butt out to Victoria. I mean, better climate, (only slightly polluted) ocean air, and - huge bonus - it'd remove me geographically from the stroke-inducing antics of the surfeit of lame idiots infesting City Hall and The Hill. So, healthy move all 'round.
Oh, and, and speaking of surfeits, BUNNIES! Did I mention BUNNIES? It seems the University of Victoria administration has some kinda problem with several thousand of the cute li'l guys. Says they're a clear and present danger. Seems they, ummm, dig holes, and stuff.
Now, where the hell did I put the hot sauce? Pretty sure I can help with all of that...
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Bunnies. Floppy, hoppy, bunnies.
Yes, BUNNIES!!!
Watch out. Some of those bunnies are fast, mean and tricky. You will have to be particularly wiley to catch them.
Wile. E. is an extremely distant cousin, ma'am. The black sheep of the family, really. We don't mention him in polite company, and certainly do not wish to emulate him. "Acme", indeed...
And I've seen them bunnies at UVic - they is fat, lazy and sloooow. So, from a culinary perspective, pretty much ideal...
I can attest to the loveliness of Victoria as a place to live! I also used to live in a dorm at UVic and the bunnies were bad then!
Bunnies!!!!!
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