tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12540914.post8738647196322297542..comments2023-04-08T05:20:52.887-04:00Comments on ELgiN StreEt iRReguLars: FLASHFLASHFLASH!!!!!coyotehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13849975141730668288noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12540914.post-73025723515653319092008-05-17T20:48:00.000-04:002008-05-17T20:48:00.000-04:00Ya tap-dance right purty, for a fella with giant f...Ya tap-dance <I>right</I> purty, for a fella with giant feet and almost no legs to speak of...coyotehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13849975141730668288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12540914.post-6305042890896200302008-05-17T16:01:00.000-04:002008-05-17T16:01:00.000-04:00Aggie, you're one to be tossing the word "porn" ar...Aggie, you're one to be tossing the word "porn" around like it's a bad thing.<BR/><BR/>Coyote, I know you meant your remark about Ms Pearl to be insulting, but Minnie wouldn't have taken it that way. She was proud of her country farming roots.<BR/><BR/>As for the bonfire, I said I was burning my Shania Twain <I>albums</I>. I felt that it would be wrong for me to keep my photo collection after she chose another. <BR/><BR/>Even if I could have parted with her music, I wouldn't have tried to burn compact discs. Bad for the environment.4th Dwarfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11078187712957062528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12540914.post-9505088404857042262008-05-17T14:10:00.000-04:002008-05-17T14:10:00.000-04:00And Minnie Pearl = Country Corn...And Minnie Pearl = Country Corn...coyotehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13849975141730668288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12540914.post-17737312874779646242008-05-17T11:33:00.000-04:002008-05-17T11:33:00.000-04:00I'm with Steve Earle on this one. Shania Twain = ...I'm with Steve Earle on this one. Shania Twain = Country Porn.Aggiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08425729942308364599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12540914.post-62629965046990336792008-05-17T09:23:00.000-04:002008-05-17T09:23:00.000-04:00Shorty, you obtuse sketchbag, we both know you're ...Shorty, you obtuse sketchbag, we both know you're weaselling on those CDs. I distinctly - <I>distinctly</I> - hear you say that the second you heard she'd married Mutt, you threw all of her CDs (<I>and</I> your collector-edition colouring book...) into your fireplace and lit 'em up. With barbecue starter, not a Class B laser device...coyotehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13849975141730668288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12540914.post-80434916766097176952008-05-16T15:38:00.000-04:002008-05-16T15:38:00.000-04:00Coyote, I would never burn Shania's CDs. Every cop...Coyote, I would never burn Shania's CDs. Every copy I own was legitimately purchased.<BR/><BR/>Shania's new availability may interfere with my RNDP research. Perhaps she needs to be single for awhile, and I would not interfere with that, but if she is open to finding someone new. There are at least ten reasons that it should be me.<BR/><BR/>Shania, here is why the Fourth Dwarf should be your second husband:<BR/><BR/>1. I am in it for Love. <BR/><BR/>2. I know how the story goes. <BR/><BR/>3. I would show you a teasing, squeezing, pleasing kind of time. <BR/><BR/>4. I am, in fact, heart-beating, fine-treating, breath-taking, and earth-quaking. <BR/><BR/>5. Like your adopted home Switzerland, I am politically neutral. <BR/><BR/>6. I leave my boots at the door, not under other people's beds.<BR/><BR/>7. I do not look like Brad Pitt, I flunked out of rocket science, I do not have a car; but I would keep you warm in the middle of the night. <BR/><BR/>8. Burnt food! I love it like that!<BR/><BR/>9. No charge for backup whistling on your next big hit. <BR/><BR/>10. If you should happen to accidentally scream your ex's name during a moment of passion, I'm already used to being called "Mutt".4th Dwarfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11078187712957062528noreply@blogger.com